Pros of dating me
- i’m rly soft and squishy
- i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
- i’m good at compliments
- you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names
Cons of dating me
- zero i am a god
Comment on the size of a man’s penis and it’s a low blow and a stab at his masculinity. Comment on the size of a woman’s anything and it’s a social norm.
We photographed Gerard Way (who is the former frontman of My Chemical Romance and now releasing a solo album) for a feature in NME and it was one of those shoots where everything aligned perfectly and all of us were vibing and having fun and creating so many different looks in a little amount of time just because it was fun. We’ve got so much more to share from this one, stay tuned… | Brinson + Banks
you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink
Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.
My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”
I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then
yeah wow that’s spot on perfect
"What, are you going to be playing video games when you’re in your thirties?"