i-am-that-monster:

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

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(via lovelikesagander)

unclefather:

when U leave the barber shop with that clean cut 

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(via dadfarm)

infractos:

its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina

(Source: flourei, via everyonelovesoscar)

(Source: shady-god, via shady-god)

destielfricklefrackle:

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

(Source: you-do-you-boo-boo, via fernando-torres9)

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

lumos5001:

benedictcumbercake:

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

Boobs.

period cramps

*Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

(via deathnoticemesenpai)

princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

(Source: middleshiner-archive, via mirror-mccoy)